I napped on the sofa. On awakening, I thought I'd sip my coffee. Feeling the cup, I noticed that it was stone-cold ... I must have napped for longer than I thought.
I put the cup into the microwave, and blasted it on full power for a minute. Mmmm, the promise of hot coffee.
Have you noticed how similar black coffee and cola look, when in a coffee mug? Eeuugh!