Cookery Disasters: Another Facebook Crossposting

This wasn't a disaster, but I think that the Facebook comments make it worthwhile for inclusion:

Rick Brown
No cookery disaster, so no blog entry. However, it surprised me yesterday when I discovered that there is an audible difference between grating cheese and grating knuckle skin. I hadn't realised that you could tell what you were grating by the sound it makes!

Sunday at 13:03 · · ·

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- Katherine Beaudette Uh...that's one warning sign, I suppose...
  Sunday at 13:05 ·
- Cara Gatenby Just please don't invest in a mandolin slicer!!
  Sunday at 13:09 ·
- Katherine Beaudette Why would he want to slice mandolins? They're not very tasty...
  
  ;)
  Sunday at 13:10 ·
- Marie Pendle we have a mandolin, he's not allowed anywhere near it :)
  Sunday at 13:15 · · 2 people
- Cara Gatenby Thank God for that, he'll keep all of his fingers then :-). Lock it away in case he gets tempted.
  Sunday at 13:27 ·
- Penelope Z Weinberger the cheese doesn't yelp...
  Sunday at 15:06 ·
- Gary Axtell Remind me never to taste any port wine cheddar served by you! ;)
  Sunday at 15:29 ·
- Ben Pettifer Slightly concerned that your nervous system
  operates at less than the speed of sound...
  Sunday at 16:16 ·
- Leanne Victoria Brown please don't grate your fingers off until after the wedding, id rather have pictures with someone that has 4 fingers and a thumb on each hand!!
  Sunday at 17:25 ·
- Marie Pendle I'll put him in mittens for the next eighteen months ;)
  Sunday at 17:28 · · 1 person
- Gary Axtell A mitten like this, you mean?
  
  http://tinyurl.com/48vvc6w
  Sunday at 18:09 ·
- Karl Reeves Ragh wine and blood cheese. Very Klingon dish. Quapla!
  Sunday at 23:07 ·
- Elfy Fett I distinctly remember grating my fingers, as a kid, while grating carrots for a salad. No bueno.
  Sunday at 23:18 ·
- Karinne Taylor What Ben said.
  Monday at 12:26 ·